Vijayalakshmi
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Jokes - 2009/11/10 06:15
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking..
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I love u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 over’s, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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(HINDI)
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na, coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab Girl Friend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab, GF ne mujey bhikari bana diya!
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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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What’s the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r Complete otherwise u r Finished.
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So many options : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but why people chose Marriage??!!
Bcoz its slow and sure!
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1 Person : Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
2 Person : Bad.. Hope should have been put behind the bars by police, by now?
1 Person :He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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