msraja
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HARD LUCK MARRIED SOUL - 2009/05/29 06:00
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
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> You order what you want then, When you see what the other person has,You wish you
had ordered that.
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> Man: Is there any way for long life?
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> Dr: Get married.
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> Man: Will it help?
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> Dr: No but the thought of long life will never come
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> Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding?
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> It's a formality just like Two boxers shaking hands before the fight
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> Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
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> Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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> It ' s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
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> It ' s like asking someone,
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> If suicide is better or being murdered.
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> It is difficult to understand GOD.
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> He makes such beautiful things as women and
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> Then, he turns them into Wives.
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> If you are married please ignore this msg,
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> For everyone else: Happy Independence Day!
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> Before marriage,
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> A man will lie awake all night Thinking about something you say.
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> After marriage, he 'll fall asleep before you finish.
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> There' s a way of transferring funds
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> That is even faster than electronic banking.
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> It 's called marriage.
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> Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES - Taste good anytime.
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> Lovers are like PIZZAS - Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
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> Wife 's are like Dhal & RICE - Eaten when there' s no choice.
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> Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
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> Man: Don' t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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> Prospective husband:
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> Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women ' ?
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> Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side,
> sir.
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> Q: Why dogs don ' t marry?
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> A: Because they are already leading a dog' s life!
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> There was this guy who told his woman
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> That he loved her so much that he
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> Would go through hell for her.
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> They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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> Fact of life:
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> One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for
the rest of your life!
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> Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
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> A: Because as per the law You cannot be punished twice For the same
> offence!
Regards,
One such unfortunate soul !????
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